LOOKING FOR A HERO
2013 joy nash books | novella | 132 pages
Can geeky superhero Clark Kendall outwit an evil genius, save the world, and get the girl?
“What's the word, Clark?" Captain Marvelous's voice boomed through the cell phone. “Can humanity be saved?”
“Yes, sir. All we have to do is initiate the specialized hormone flux and Blossom's superpower gene will switch on. When that happens, she'll have full translocation powers.”
“And just how do we do that, son?”
“Well, Captain, the thing is… I mean, the only way this precise combination of hormones can be released is...um…”
“Clark! Spit it out, boy!”
His face flamed. “The only way for Blossom to access her superheroine talent isforhertohavea—” Clark glanced toward the librarian. The woman folded her arms across her chest and glared.
Half-turning, he cupped a hand around the phone. “She needs to have a sexual encounter, Captain. But not just any sexual encounter. She has to…um…finish. If you catch my meaning. Sir.”
A full ten seconds passed, in which nothing but dead silence poured through the phone. Then Captain Marvelous recovered.
“Clark,” he barked, “the fate of humanity is at stake. What in blue blazes are you waiting for? Get right on it.”
The fate of the world rests in the hands of a geek...
When a computerized bomb threatens the world, Heroes Incorporated turns to its least likely superhero to save the day.
Supergeek Clark Kendall is humanity’s last hope for survival, but he can’t do the job alone. He needs the help of half-human/half-superheroine Blossom Breeze. Blossom doesn’t have a clue about her superheroine heritage. She’s smart, cute, and sassy—and so not into geeks.
Clark’s got three short days to trigger the unique cascade of sex hormones that will activate Blossom’s powers. Unfortunately for humanity, Clark’s superpowers don’t extend into the bedroom.
Or do they?
OH MAN! A HILARIOUS RIDE
“Oh man! A hilarious ride that had me falling out of my seat with laughter. From seventies suits, to hives, to a kiss that rocks their world, Blossom and Clark will leave you with a smile on your face.” ~Romance Reviews Today
YOU'LL GRIN AT THE TWISTS AND TURNS
“Joy Nash turns the world upside-down with her own brand of humor. Truly a great story that has you grinning at the twists and turns.” ~In the Library Reviews
I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED
“This story had me laughing out loud and in awe of the writer who could spoof the superhero world so well. Joy Nash has written a winner...I laughed so hard I cried in places. A charming and fantastic story.” ~Romance Junkies
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